The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.
lyrics:Your site design is the first thing people see
it should be reflective of you and the industry
easy to look at with a nice navigation
when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration
a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
use appealing graphics they create motivation
if you have animation
use with moderation
cause search engines can’t index the information
display the logos of all your associations
highlight your contact info that’s an obligation
create a clean design you can use some decoration
but to try to prevent any client hesitation
every page that they click should provide and explanation
should be easy to understand like having a conversation
when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
but make sure you use correct color combinations
do some investigation, look at other organizations
but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation
design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction
follow these instructions when you move into production
your photoshop functions then slice that design
do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned
please don’t use tables even though they work fine
when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
remove font type, font color and font size
no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
better results with xml and css
now you making progress, a lil closer to success
describe your doctype so the browser can relate
make sure you do it great or it won’t validate
check in all browsers, I do it directly
gotta make sure that it renders correctly
some use IE, some others use Flock
some use AOL, I use Firefox
title everything including links and images
don’t use italics, use emphasis
don’t use bold, please use strong
if you use bold that’s old and wrong
when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
and then they convert now that’s the real kicker
make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
design and code right man I hope you get the picture
what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture
if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter
everyone will want to follow you like twitter
competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter
if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
design and code right man can you get with it
Duration : 0:3:22
I’m a fan! Love it!
I’m a fan! Love it!
Who is that woman …
Who is that woman in the background at 2:45?
OMG! Dude this guy …
OMG! Dude this guy is the next rap-geek. And they are pretty rare to find.
awesome
awesome
What a sad little …
What a sad little man
awesome
awesome
cool rap
cool rap
This will be as …
This will be as cool as web design will get
Thanks Cuck, your a …
Thanks Cuck, your a champ. Heard you on an SEO podacst and had to come looking.
ahhhhh, Every time …
ahhhhh, Every time I start a new web site project I play this video about 10 times. This guy is a genius, not the best dancer but hey he is a designer. I am now motivated and it is time to get to work….. Thanks Chuck
@Compliments2009 …
@Compliments2009 recruitable…? send message with details
i know a great …
i know a great awesome youtube poster… tiny(.)cc/YoutubeComment
Everyone needs to …
Everyone needs to listen to this. This guy is 100% on point! If everyone knew what he was talking about they would never ever waste money again on working with an inexperienced web designer, front page or dreamweaver designer, etc. Fantastic… Are you recruit able?
You are my hero, …
You are my hero, man!
LOL….awesome… …
LOL….awesome… I’m a web design student… and you wrapped it up son…lol… Great job, great information, and I will take all the info with me….
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Best code rape ever …
Best code rape ever … 5*
Thuckin Dick Yo!
Thuckin Dick Yo!
This is great.
This is great.
brilliant!
brilliant!
teachers pay …
teachers pay attention, your students may listen a bit more…i would of
This is very …
This is very good.Thanks.
This is the best …
This is the best rap ever!
i like that. very …
i like that. very knowledgable. please see a bar web site i did and let me know what u think.
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Nice. 5*s!, if …
Nice. 5*s!, if there were 10 *’s he’d get 10.
Creative and purposeful, cool and correct. The big rap legends should be as proud of this dude as the big engineering and marketing heads are.